Thursday, December 27, 2007

belated birthday wishes to baby jesus

(hood life 12/24/07 captured by terry)


merry fucking christmas. that's right. no "happy holidays/season's greetings" bullshit. know why people don't work on christmas day? because it's jesus's fucking birthday. political correctness has forced us to undermine the original reason we drink mad elf beer, eat turkey/stuffing and eggrolls 5 days straight, and buy useless shit for people that don't need useless shit. it's all about having a "merry christmas". white people smile more when you say it. i'm tellin you.


a most glorious christmas indeed...



i've been digging on this: sucka pants-XMAS 07 mix

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

as promised...

(the celebs, future islands, tron valdez @ big rock candy mountain 11/7/07 imagery thanks to hoagie delicious)

(future islands @ 5th floor H & H Bmore 11/3/07 imagery thanks to D.P.)


thursday... best believe this motherfucker is gonna be bANANAS!


listen and love: coco rosie-white session

Monday, November 12, 2007

hippie'd out & high'd up in da hood

last wednesday was fucking surreal. me and joebonics show up to 1822 Hancock in the ghetto of Fishtown and were sketched the fuck out. no hipsters, no scenesters, no wanksters sitting outside the joint. just an empty ass hood vibe. once we worked up the balls to creep in, we saw art punk hippie kids standing around cooking what later turned out to be dope ass vegan grubbage. they waved us in with smiles as our out of town asses timidly asked if bands were playing. "yeah, uhhh, bands play here."... "are bands playing tonight?"... "yeah, bands are playing tonight." we fer real thought these kids were fucking with us. but they welcomed us with ice cold cans of Beast ICE, squirrel shaped cookies and mystery vegan jawns. it was a birthday party for this girl that lived there named Katrina. friends brought presents including beer and pizza, me and joe show up with two twisties of the dankest. she and her roomates were some of the nicest kids i've ever met, they blaze tree and put on shows at their home which they call Big Rock Candy Mountain. it's an old soap factory converted into a loft/living space. the floor had a huge hole in it where a gigantic vat used to be. bands rocked the fuck out that night in the basement below the hole. we were bummed that OCDJ bailed on the gig, but fuck it! i was stoked to see Future Islands and Tron Valdez. the Celebs killed it, contrary to joe giving them only half a thumb's up. hater. tiff and her friend evidently live blocks away and joined us for some psychedelic future shock dance action. those girls are silly as shit.

*i gots photos to post, but blogger.com is actin a foo right now, fuck 'em. soon to be updated.

Monday, November 5, 2007

with a little hate from my friends


(dan deacon, tron valdez -baltimore 11/3/07 imagery by D.P.)


i can't believe how fuckin pissed Alex was that night. it's one thing to hate someone's music, but don't hate on your friends for liking hateful music.
note to self: never invite Alex to a show which may involve electronic music. he will kick you while you're dancing, yell at ethnic cabbies, and be an absolute bonerkill.
despite the prevailing circumstances, me and d-dizzle maintained smiles while we grubbed on Nacho Mama's, crushed Natty Bohs, and geeked out to candy crunk punk shits. i gotta say it was a good day.


humpday in da illadel...possibly? maybe?



i know it's been a while. here's catching up...

nick catchdubs-waledance
future Islands-seize a shark
ocdj-please stop the hustle pt. 1
yeah yeah yeah's-Y control(the faint remix)
the death set-impossible(dan deacon remix)
timbaland-the way i are(haydn haydn remix)
you say party! we say die!-monster(RAC remix)
kanye west-flashing lights(mano uptempo remix)
twista + pharrell vs. escort-give it up(hoff's smoove remix)
the beastie boys-girls(DLake's baltimore boys & girls club remix)

Saturday, September 15, 2007

too fancy to dance, too cute to puke

(the Muslims, Mika Miko, Terry's stoked @ the Smell 9/01/07)


fuck yeah! seen Mika Miko twice in the last 2 months! whatchu know bout Mika Miko!? i even love saying it... MIKA fucking MIKO!!! fuck yeah! by the blessings of tiny infant figure skating baby jesus, i'll witness the pony thrashing again in mid october. maybe i'll post em a comment to thank em for coming back to the East Coast. i totally dork out for these girls. their homecoming show at the Smell was bananas. the A.M. opened, the Muslims ruled-straight killed it. but the girls?... owned and annihilated that shit. the pit was waaay too brutal for these old bones though... sweaty, violent, stank ass arm pit, smash to the front kinda shit, not so much dancing...fuck the pit.


danceable downloadables:
the Muslims-brightside
the Muslims-right and wrong


keep on dancin...

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

good news for boo boo bums...


by the blessings of tuxedo t-shirt wearing tiny jesus, meatball's lip tumor was completely excised and found to be benign. jyeah, cant fuck wit da meatball monster! maybe now his friends will stop calling him "sir lumps a lot", and i'll stop calling him "lumplebums". he's had a rough last few weeks, with me being on vacation and then the operation the day after i got home. i've been worried sick about him... he wouldnt eat and lost like, 5 lbs?, in the week that I was gone. apparently he was bummin hard enough that he piss puddled on d-dogg and analram's clothes. he's been over that hateful shit for well over a year now! a vindictive relapse? damn meatball you's a hater! right now hes using a pair of my boxers as a pillow, fucking wierdo.
i love you to pieces.

love song: Atom and His Package-Meatball
bonus live love: Atom and His Package-Meatball(live! whoa! fast!)

DJ KlosFace Killah made him a hyphy as fuck, dance dance booty pants, "get well soon" crunk funk mix that's sure to shut the game down!
this was the intro track: Kennel Productions presents "?"-track 1

Friday, September 7, 2007

good times having good times

(San Diego Zoo 8-31-07)


zoo day was crazy hot, most animals stayed away from the cameras to keep cool in the shade. koalas didnt give a fuck and were obviously my favorite. how fucking adorable is that nutsack! too bad the punk ass tiger on exhibition wasnt feelin it that day and you could only catch glimpses of his tail. whatever... on a positive note i ate a 10 dollar 2/3 lb. bacon cheesy super zooburger. shit was way bangin.
uhhhh, unrelated to zoo fest, the Amigo Spot restaurant in our hotel served the best beef/chicken combo Chimichanga east of the LA river. shit was mucho bangin' tambien! the rest of San Diego was spent at Mission Bay watching the sun set and smelling the shore funk. ahhhhh...




zoo fest 07 soundtrack sampler:
The Flaming Lips-Christmas at the Zoo
Simon & Garfunkel-At the Zoo
The Animals-Good times

bonus monkeys:
Arctic Monkeys-Diamonds Are Forever(live)

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

mickey mouse is dead, got kicked in the head

(Downtizzle Disnizzle-Anaheim, CA 8-27-07)


first stretch of the holiday was spent in Garden Grove/Little Saigon/Disney Anaheim/Stanton/Huntington Beach area, straight illin'... 4 variations of pho were enjoyed, wahoo's spicy fish tacos* were wolfed down, sample legos were stacked and excessive heat warnings were ignored; "we's tropical people".
oh, and the best fucking peaches and cream cheese stuffed french toast EVER!
do work son!

mpthrizzle: Subhumans-Mickey Mouse is...keepin it streets

*Nolen from Double Dagger used to reference fish tacos in socially conscious post-pop-whatever ish...well, maybe not fish tacos: Materials-Party Taco