belated birthday wishes to baby jesus

(hood life 12/24/07 captured by terry)

merry fucking christmas. that's right. no "happy holidays/season's greetings" bullshit. know why people don't work on christmas day? because it's jesus's fucking birthday. political correctness has forced us to undermine the original reason we drink mad elf beer, eat turkey/stuffing and eggrolls 5 days straight, and buy useless shit for people that don't need useless shit. it's all about having a "merry christmas". white people smile more when you say it. i'm tellin you.


a most glorious christmas indeed...



i've been digging on this: sucka pants-XMAS 07 mix

too fancy to dance, too cute to puke

(the Muslims, Mika Miko, Terry's stoked @ the Smell 9/01/07)

fuck yeah! seen Mika Miko twice in the last 2 months! whatchu know bout Mika Miko!? i even love saying it... MIKA fucking MIKO!!! fuck yeah! by the blessings of tiny infant figure skating baby jesus, i'll witness the pony thrashing again in mid october. maybe i'll post em a comment to thank em for coming back to the East Coast. i totally dork out for these girls. their homecoming show at the Smell was bananas. the A.M. opened, the Muslims ruled-straight killed it. but the girls?... owned and annihilated that shit. the pit was waaay too brutal for these old bones though... sweaty, violent, stank ass arm pit, smash to the front kinda shit, not so much dancing...fuck the pit.


danceable downloadables:
the Muslims-brightside
the Muslims-right and wrong


keep on dancin...

good news for boo boo bums...

by the blessings of tuxedo t-shirt wearing tiny jesus, meatball's lip tumor was completely excised and found to be benign. jyeah, cant fuck wit da meatball monster! maybe now his friends will stop calling him "sir lumps a lot", and i'll stop calling him "lumplebums". he's had a rough last few weeks, with me being on vacation and then the operation the day after i got home. i've been worried sick about him... he wouldnt eat and lost like, 5 lbs?, in the week that I was gone. apparently he was bummin hard enough that he piss puddled on d-dogg and analram's clothes. he's been over that hateful shit for well over a year now! a vindictive relapse? damn meatball you's a hater! right now hes using a pair of my boxers as a pillow, fucking wierdo.
i love you to pieces.

love song: Atom and His Package-Meatball
bonus live love: Atom and His Package-Meatball(live! whoa! fast!)

DJ KlosFace Killah made him a hyphy as fuck, dance dance booty pants, "get well soon" crunk funk mix that's sure to shut the game down!
this was the intro track: Kennel Productions presents "?"-track 1