too fancy to dance, too cute to puke

(the Muslims, Mika Miko, Terry's stoked @ the Smell 9/01/07)

fuck yeah! seen Mika Miko twice in the last 2 months! whatchu know bout Mika Miko!? i even love saying it... MIKA fucking MIKO!!! fuck yeah! by the blessings of tiny infant figure skating baby jesus, i'll witness the pony thrashing again in mid october. maybe i'll post em a comment to thank em for coming back to the East Coast. i totally dork out for these girls. their homecoming show at the Smell was bananas. the A.M. opened, the Muslims ruled-straight killed it. but the girls?... owned and annihilated that shit. the pit was waaay too brutal for these old bones though... sweaty, violent, stank ass arm pit, smash to the front kinda shit, not so much dancing...fuck the pit.


danceable downloadables:
the Muslims-brightside
the Muslims-right and wrong


keep on dancin...

good news for boo boo bums...

by the blessings of tuxedo t-shirt wearing tiny jesus, meatball's lip tumor was completely excised and found to be benign. jyeah, cant fuck wit da meatball monster! maybe now his friends will stop calling him "sir lumps a lot", and i'll stop calling him "lumplebums". he's had a rough last few weeks, with me being on vacation and then the operation the day after i got home. i've been worried sick about him... he wouldnt eat and lost like, 5 lbs?, in the week that I was gone. apparently he was bummin hard enough that he piss puddled on d-dogg and analram's clothes. he's been over that hateful shit for well over a year now! a vindictive relapse? damn meatball you's a hater! right now hes using a pair of my boxers as a pillow, fucking wierdo.
i love you to pieces.

love song: Atom and His Package-Meatball
bonus live love: Atom and His Package-Meatball(live! whoa! fast!)

DJ KlosFace Killah made him a hyphy as fuck, dance dance booty pants, "get well soon" crunk funk mix that's sure to shut the game down!
this was the intro track: Kennel Productions presents "?"-track 1

good times having good times

(San Diego Zoo 8-31-07)

zoo day was crazy hot, most animals stayed away from the cameras to keep cool in the shade. koalas didnt give a fuck and were obviously my favorite. how fucking adorable is that nutsack! too bad the punk ass tiger on exhibition wasnt feelin it that day and you could only catch glimpses of his tail. whatever... on a positive note i ate a 10 dollar 2/3 lb. bacon cheesy super zooburger. shit was way bangin.
uhhhh, unrelated to zoo fest, the Amigo Spot restaurant in our hotel served the best beef/chicken combo Chimichanga east of the LA river. shit was mucho bangin' tambien! the rest of San Diego was spent at Mission Bay watching the sun set and smelling the shore funk. ahhhhh...




zoo fest 07 soundtrack sampler:
The Flaming Lips-Christmas at the Zoo
Simon & Garfunkel-At the Zoo
The Animals-Good times

bonus monkeys:
Arctic Monkeys-Diamonds Are Forever(live)

mickey mouse is dead, got kicked in the head

(Downtizzle Disnizzle-Anaheim, CA 8-27-07)

first stretch of the holiday was spent in Garden Grove/Little Saigon/Disney Anaheim/Stanton/Huntington Beach area, straight illin'... 4 variations of pho were enjoyed, wahoo's spicy fish tacos* were wolfed down, sample legos were stacked and excessive heat warnings were ignored; "we's tropical people".
oh, and the best fucking peaches and cream cheese stuffed french toast EVER!
do work son!

mpthrizzle: Subhumans-Mickey Mouse is...keepin it streets

*Nolen from Double Dagger used to reference fish tacos in socially conscious post-pop-whatever ish...well, maybe not fish tacos: Materials-Party Taco

whistle whistle whistle woo blah blah blah

shhhhhhh, its a secret! free PB & J in philly. fuck, i get back from the west coast real fuckin early that morning and i'll probably spend the rest of the day secretly smoking weed and secretly being gay with meatball...so, for those of you willing to secretly stand in the alley next to the First Unitarian Church for hours in order to get a secret entry wristband, let me know how much the secret crowd fucking sucked. fer real, you need to go to the First Unitarian Church before noon to maximize secret scene points, doors at 8:30.
do it secret scenesters!

in case you're not sick of the whistling yet...
Kanye West: blesses that beat
uhhhh: Shugo Tokumaru covers it
bluegrass that ass: Dawn Landes covers it (my fav)
finally: Diplo never sleeps on young folks pussy